Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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