Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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