I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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