and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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