u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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