People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
You almost got us killed.
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