how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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