it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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