I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
its not stalking. its research.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
