On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
so let's talk penis.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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