you would pick up someone in the library
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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