I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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