But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Every concussion has its silver lining
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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