I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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