i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
even my farts smell like vagina
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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