The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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