Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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