Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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