This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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