No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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