Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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