But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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