So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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