I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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