Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
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