some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
we're so committed to being not committed
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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