We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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