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(513): View more from Ohio

Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives

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(906): View more from Michigan

Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.

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(516): View more from New York

There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night

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(248): View more from Michigan

Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension

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(914): View more from New York

Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?

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(307): View more from Wyoming

he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.

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(613): View more from Ontario

We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

where are you?

(973): View more from New Jersey

two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.

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