U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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