I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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