Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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