The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
