I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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