how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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