she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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