Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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