I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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