I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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