Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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