You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize
