his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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