pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize