CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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