I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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