I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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