heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Randomize
