Quick, to the slutcave!
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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