If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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