So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
it glows. i had to have it.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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