Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
What a dumb baby whore.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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