ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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