what if I'm pregnant?
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why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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